What the hell

Tell me, reader, what about me screams "whore?"
I will admit, I did hook up with that Uconn guy last Friday, and I was drunk and horny and it was no strings. We didn't have sex though! But even if we did, I knew exactly what I wanted, what I was doing and the consequences at hand (I just didn't know he had a girlfriend, but that doesn't make me feel badly at all). But now, I have been slobbered all over by a NEW Uconn guy (I dunno what it is about these boys) and I don't feel good about it. It wasn't like he forced me but I prefer to talk myself out of those situations and it took me a while...but yeah. Ugh. Worst kisser ever. And I probably have a huge hickey on my neck now. Great. Anyway, what about me says "come over here on the couch, lie next to me with your cigarette breath and eat my face?"
Come on. Seriously.